On the subject of beer...

The presidents of Miller, Coors, Anheuser-Busch, and Guinness were at an international beer conference. They decided to all go to lunch together and the waitress asked what they wanted to drink.

The president of Miller said without hesitation, "I'll have a Miller, there's nothing like a High Life." The president of Coors smiled and said, "I'll have a Coors, brewed from pure Rocky Mountain spring water!" The guy from Anheuser-Busch proudly said, "I'll have a Budweiser, the King of Beers!" The guy from Guinness glanced at his lunch mates and said, "I'll have a Coke."

The others looked at him like he had sprouted a new head. He just shrugged and said, "If you guys aren't drinking beer, then neither will I."