Top 10 Things to Say if You're Caught Napping at Work

10. They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.
9. This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about at that time-management course you sent me to.
8. Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time.
7. I wasn't sleeping. I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.
6. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.
5. I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory to people who practice yoga?
4. Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
3. The coffee machone is broken.
2. Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.
1. In Jesus' name, Amen.